If I never see you again I will always carry you

on my fingertips
and at brain edges

and in centers
of what I am of
what remains

Charles Bukowski (via introspectivepoet)
Ever thought of calling when you’ve had a few?
‘Cause I always do.
Maybe I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new
Now I’ve thought it through…



Four Wongs make a Wright

who cares about this real shitty joke when that kid’s name is anakin

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I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

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I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 


My head aches with despair and tired exhaustion. I’m tired of life and everything in it. Lethargia fills me. Looking at myself, I am repulsed, ashamed. I reflect upon my prior thoughts, actions, naivety, and I am appalled. I am worthless and invisible. My desires are so few, yet they evade me….


  1. Go to a large public area
  2. Hide under the nearest turquoise object, assume position,and wait until you see a good, meaty ginger
  3. Once you have sighted a nice, juicy ginger play the note C sharp on a Turkish flute made of solid oak to lure the targeted ginger prey
    1. After the ginger prey is…

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I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes and I still can’t figure out if this is a picture of a pair of hotdogs or just really greasy legs with the feet out of view

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